What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 06:06

-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.